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my roommate always locks both of our locks on the front door and I tell her NOT TO because my key only works on the bottom lock
and I just got home from work after having the longest most exhausting day of my life and guess fucking what? the top lock is locked.
and apparently tonight is the one night of the semester that all my roommates decided to go to bed early.
so I’m locked fucking out of my apartment until god knows when, I have to pee, desperately need a shower, haven’t eaten since noon, and just really fucking want to sleep in my bed.

me listening to steal my girl

sheismylittlerocknroll:

reblog this till tomorrow if you want a shitty graphic edit based on your url

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secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

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cieply:

god this is how i imagine all guys from california to talk like

pretty much

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I’m laying on my floor eating sushi and there is a little puppy asleep next to me

jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

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unfriendlyindianhottie:

i’ll take down nations. i’ll destroy men. I’ll fucking become the next president. I’ll make the next sistine chapel. I’ll find a cure for cancer, all while being the biggest fucking fangirl of a boyband in the entire world. because guess what??? being aware and socially concious and having big dreams does not correlate to how many times i dance in my underwear to what makes you beautiful

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wilwheaton:

socialjusticekoolaid:

HAPPENING NOW (9.26.14): And in an instance, mayhem. The police attacked protesters without warning or clear provocation, mind you, WHILE the police chief was out chatting/marching with them. More to come tonight. Stay woke. #farfromover (PT I) (PT II)

So while the Chief was PR stuntin, one of his officers decided to charge through the crowd and INCITE A MELEE. I repeat, the officers got physical with protesters, and in the ensuing mayhem, used it as an excuse to whoop on some of the protesters. THERE IS VIDEO! CNN is already misreporting it as an attack on the chief. Do not let them spread that lie. These pigs have no regard, respect, or consideration for the protesters, peaceful or otherwise. #staywoke #farfromover

LIVESTREAM

I CANT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT THIS HASNT ENDED YET???

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halseeon:

shygesture:

Devendra by Ana

THIS HUMAN IS PERFECT

love

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