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elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

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Sidney’s mom is drunk today was a great day

repllicunt:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

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hahahahaha yes tho I would want this

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Sids mom brought us cheese and like 12 bottles of wine

#happy  

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

I loved this movie so much because I relate so hard with that little Lego dude

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youincolor:

Bob’s Burgers IMDB. This is the very last credit.

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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